September 06, 2010
ATTRACTS UFOs. MULDER, WHERE ARE YOU?!
haha, i wish my iPhone 4 had some of these options… that would be awesome! (:
I fucking hate these bricks, they’re totally ridiculous and I’ll never get anything touch screen again.
Now, if it only had sex with you, too!
LOLLLL iPhone 5: can also make a fool of a defense expert witness (mock trial people, this is for you)